fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

(Source: untongue, via crystallized-teardrops)

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via crystallized-teardrops)

2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

(Source: oknope, via straightaway-to-wonderland)

juli-the-human:

shubbabang:

you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was

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one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days

the last picture i cANT BREATHE

(via l0velyskinandb0nes)